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Fiction
“I have a philosophical secret!”
The lowest-rated Jerry Springer show ever.
Crowd: Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
Jerry: Today’s guests are here because they can’t agree on fundamental philosophical principles. I’d like to welcome Todd to the show.
Todd enters from backstage
Jerry: Hello, Todd.
Todd: Hi, Jerry.
Jerry: reading from card: So, Todd, you’re here to tell your girlfriend something.
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