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Humour

The Inevitable Philosophy Lightbulb Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on how you define ‘change’.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two – one to bemoan the darkness until the other redefines something else as light.

How many analytic philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – its a pseudo-problem…light bulbs give off light (hence the name). If the bulb was broken and wasn’t giving off light, it wouldn’t be a ‘light bulb’ now would it? (oh, where has rigour gone?!)

How many Heraclitians does it take to change a light bulb?
None – it’s never the same light bulb again anyway

How many Epicureans does it take to change a light bulb?
None – they’re too busy taking advantage of the darkness!

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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